"It's the love you can smell! What's the problem?"
"So I have a taste for the finer things in life. Learned that from you, Pops."
"Look, you should have seen your face. It was very funny and I stand by my smile."
"Why ya gotta be so judgy? Come hump my arm and tell me that you don't like it."
"Are you sure it wasn't Mommy? I didn't want to say anything, but she's been acting weird lately..."
"But I left you the baked potato because I love you."
"My FARTS? You should watch Old Yeller and then get back to me."
"We talked about this. I want to be an only child."
"I was saving up to get you a super rad Father's Day present!"
"Gosh, take a joke, Dad!"
"Don't worry, it'll come out soon and then we can get back to the puzzlin'!"
"To be fair, I couldn't find your undies."
"A 'thank you' would be nice."
Happy Father’s Day to all of the doggy dads out there!
My own father, a wealth of wisdom and pun humor, once said to me: “Lori, it’s okay to make mistakes. Mistakes are proof that you are trying.” Assuming that’s true, these pups were trying very, very hard. I think we should at least give them that.
Here’s hoping that next year they get ol’ Daddy-O a tie and call it a day.
All images via DogShaming
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